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The most delicate silk, and the purest gold thread…. an Anti-Exclusivity rant

There’s a new bar in the trendy end of town. The refurbishment of the glamorous old building has been splashed across the local media for months. Ever since the inception of the idea of opening this bar, the cool kids have been intrigued by it. The reality TV star that is behind the idea is helping its cause. Her onscreen misdemeanours only up the ante and draw in a larger crowd. And what are we to expect? Well naturally the place will be full of the coolest of cats. Expect to be shoulder to shoulder with those who simply ooze style and class. The drippings of visual charisma will be everywhere in this place. Every surface will be awash. All the woodwork has been given a San Tropez covering. The chandeliers will all sparkle in reflection of extra pearly whites located inside. And the parties…… oh the parties….. the tales that will come out of this place will be that of legend. And as they say if you weren’t there, you’ll never truly know how good they were.

As an establishment, the doormen are everything. They marshal the place. Every entrant must conform. Every booth must be occupied by the right empty vessels. There’s a lot to be gained by being on the inside of the glass windows instead of outside looking in. You too could be the envy of the masses, you too could live the glamorous lifestyle of the rich and famous, even if only for the night. You may have to adapt though, you may need to bend your ways and up your game on your appearance, standards are high and you must conform to gain access. I suggest you turn to OK magazine or Hello, use those images as your guide. Create a representation of yourself that’s as close to those images as possible. Be your favourite celebrity image.

As you can imagine the clamour for the glamour is intense. Demand is high to be on the inside. Unfortunately as a result, the prices are quite high. But ONLY to try and stem demand, not to try and profit from the hype…. But it also means you’ll be mixing with a better mix of clientele. This is a bar where everyone must feel comfortable, from the common man in the street (granted he may have to save for a year to get in), right the way up to the premium grade celebrities.

So let the cava flow!

Please help me. I’m surrounded by people who are being sucked in by this sort of ‘exclusive’ venue. There are many facets to life where pictures are painted with words, which don’t give the true picture of the reality. How many young and impressionable people would be drawn to a bar like this? One which portrays attendance as a lifestyle choice, a status symbol of being part of an ‘in crowd’. And how often have you been to places where the reality of being in there feels as false as the bronzing lotion liberally applied before going. The crowd will simply be made up of those hoping to see the stars, and those who desperately want to portray themselves as stars who in reality aren’t.

Craft beer is cool these days, but it hasn’t been cool for long and it won’t stay high up in the cool kid’s minds forever. And yet I see pockets of people seeking to squeeze every penny out the industry through the portrayal of it being an ‘exclusive’ product.

I guess one iteration of this is where the larger brewing companies produce a ‘craft’-ish product from their factories, and in the process adorn it with the term ‘craft’. As we all know, in the UK there is no concise definition of craft in the beer world, sadly this allows the big monoliths to sidle up and try and cadge cash from the punters on the fringe. To exploit those who think they’re exploring craft beer, when in reality they’re not being served up a beer which fits the image of the forefathers who started using the term ‘craft’ intended. It’s been hijacked as a marketing term, to make the beer seem more specialist and therefore of a higher class. It’s not, it’s just slightly less crap than the rest of their range.

Another iteration is the restricting of stock of special beers. Now whether this lies with the breweries intentions or the distributor trying to maintain an exclusiveness, there have been many ‘high demand’ beers, which have initially appeared in short supply, but within a few weeks another, far larger batch appears asif by magic. There are a million different possibilities for that occurring, but the punter doesn’t see them, we just see that we were initially being pushed towards buying a beer before it’s too late, and very quickly it’s not available by the hat full. Do not create false exclusivity!

Exclusivity creates awful human beings. There is nothing I dislike more than the portayl of a social elite. There’s a gravity to it, those who do appear to get hold of beers first every time, start to feel compelled to maintain that image. They start enjoying the limelight the exclusivity gives them. They start to believe themselves that they’re part of an elite. As with my #NoMoFOMO post, I ask, who are they drinking for? Their own enjoyment? Or are they simply keeping up appearances? Maintaining their high society status in the public eye. Public Relations Attention Seekers…. Or P.R.At.S for short….

It’s when these special releases are so limited only the small upper echelons can get hold of them when it really grates. I’m convinced that there have been some ‘hype’ releases, which have been carefully stage managed to make sure the clamour is great and the rate of demand can drive up the price point. Was the UK release of Bourbon County this year anything more than a publicity stunt?  I wrote my ‘hype’ piece in October last year, just 8 months ago and yet it feels like the conversation has moved on so much. We no longer talk about hype, its FOMO now. So what is the difference?

Well in grand scheme of things we’re talking about the same issue however, the difference is subtle. For me, the hype argument laid the blame square on brewery doorsteps, and while I’m sure there were instances of brewery driven hype in the industry, I can’t criticise a business for advertising its products. There was a point at which advertising became spurious, where the claims made were excessive and I think the ‘hype’ criticism was valid, but the anti-hype piece has certainly had a moderating effect on the industry.

Once ‘hype’ was brought into line, we had the natural knock on criticism for FOMO. Now to my mind this was far more about the consumer. Far more about the community fringes where there was a bragging rights culture keen to make a mark. I doubt in many instances if the latest releases were actually enjoyed, but getting that photo to circulate was all important. But I don’t even blame the people who circulated the photo. They may be bragging but we’ve all known brags in real life and personally, they don’t bother me because I see through it. I can take what they say with a pinch of salt and move on. I respect opinions from people I respect, that’s the way life works.

But where FOMO was painful was in the beholder. I was guilty of feeling the need to get my hands on special releases so that I could be part of conversations, I wanted to earn the respect of those around me. I would jump at the chance to grab ‘special’ beers when they were released, so that I could form an opinion and then share that opinion with others. But that was me, driving my own FOMO. I blame no one else. But I bet there are plenty people out there in the same position. That’s why I started #NoMoFOMO, for me. It’s the public display of me constantly reminding myself that the latest ‘special’ beers aren’t worth getting het up about. There is plenty beer out there to enjoy and enjoyment has to be the key. I now drink to enjoy, not to tick boxes. No clearer indication of that than my feelings on New England IPAs. They’re refreshing and juicy, but I find some to have a lot of body and very little lingering flavour and I like lingering bitterness! But that’s not to say that I consider myself above them, I recognise those beers as being delicious high class beers. Just my tastes are subtly different to them.

I could drink loads of them and post on social media how great I think they are and there’d be no comeback to me. It wouldn’t cost me anything and I’ve no doubt I’d gain the respect of some niche area of fellow drinkers. But why would I do that? What would be the point? My problem is that I love to gather information and then formulate an opinion. I don’t always vocalise my opinion, but ask me and I’ll give it. I want social media to be more a discussion forum. To some people beer is binary, in that it’s either amazing of utter tosh. Well I see the grey areas. I see that a range of styles gives a range of experiences. There’s quite abit out there about matching beer with food or music etc, but for me, it’s mainly driven by environment, which encompasses all manner of things. So you are allowed to enjoy a range of styles in a range of environments and not be treated asif foolish.

Now I’m a man proud of my roots. As I’ve spoken about before, I’ve never chased trying to ‘fit in’. I’m know that I’m entirely normal, in that I’m odd. We’re all odd, when I say odd I mean different, we’re all different and instead of trying to fit moulds, we should recognise the value in our differences. Trying to emulate what you think is the life that your heroes have, will ultimately leave you falling short. And in most cases your perception of their perfect life is very different to their reality. I guarantee you each and every member of the Geordie shore cast changed their behaviour and use of language in order to get on that show. And how many of us respect them for that? Not me. In 5 years’ time the hollow folk will have moved on and those of us who are wise enough not to try and ride that wave will be truly able to relax and enjoy whatever beer we genuinely enjoy, not because someone has told you that its mint, not because it’s in the public eye, but because you yourself really enjoy it.

So I’m very anti-exclusivity, I want great beer to be for the many, not the few.

#NoMoFOMO – an update

And so the planet turns and the seasons change……

Funny how things evolve isn’t it.  I kinda wanted to address #NoMoFOMO.  It’s been a big thing for me.  It has drastically changed my outlook on what I spend my money on.  But perhaps there’s a few areas that I need to make clear.

When I wrote the original post (link), it was abit of a rant and I did raise issues that I have since discovered that a great many other folks were feeling at the time too.  But I have also had conversations where the main crux of my post was missed.

Lets take Unhuman Cannonball as a yardstick.  In my original post I highlighted this spectacular beer as being the first annual release that drew me in.  But it drew me in because of its brilliance.  At that time it was special not only because it was an annual release, but because in comparison to the beers that were on the market and available at that time, it was massive.  The hops were far in excess of any other beer that I had at that time.  As an experience it blew me away.  The nearest comparisons were miles off it.  For me, that was special. It was well worthy of its place as a special release. 

I’ve had many people pointing out Unhuman Cannonball as a key #NoMoFOMO beer.  But in many respects it’s the beer which best demonstrates the industries reaction to FOMO.  The beer itself is still brilliant, but that gap between it and the rest of the market has been filled tenfold.  But that doesn’t make it any less of a beer.  It’s still very much a market leader.

So what of the FOMO?  Here’s where the magic happened.  Break it down, the Fear Of Missing Out.  It’s an anti-exclusivity message that I’m looking to promote.  Magic Rock have more Unhuman cannonball available than ever before.  That’s not driving FOMO, that’s trying to stem FOMO.  Magic Rock want this beer to be available to as many people as possible.  Granted, given its level of hops you can only produce so much of these sorts of beers, so there is always going to be a cap on its availability, but you will now find it in most reputable beer shops up and down the country.  There is no Fear Of Missing Out, because there is no reason to miss out!  Seek and ye shall find!

To be fair Rich Burhouse has said for many years that he wants to make more available.  He has never been driving this as an exclusive product.

But the most important thing to clarify is the crux of who is to blame for FOMO.  I know a lot of people have asked me about breweries to which FOMO relates, but in all honesty my feeling is that FOMO isn’t the fault of any particular brewery.  It’s my fault.  My FOMO was about me becoming obsessed.  It was my burning desire to try these things.  It was my fascination with the subject of beer that made me interested in every facet.  That and the ease with which I was able to buy beers online gave me scope to get carried away. 

But I’ve stepped back from the need.  I no longer join scrums to get my hands on beers.  I can usually get hold of pretty much every beer that I’m interested to try, but mostly I let them pass me by.  And you know what, I am all the more fascinated by beer.  I’m all the more passionate about the beer industry.  We have never in our lifetimes had as many breweries with beers on the market as we have today.  Which means we have never had so many characters and variations.  That’s an amazing thing.

There’s an overlap, if you were to draw up a timeline you’d start with Hype, move into FOMO and, I’m now predicting the future, for me I see the challenge now being anti-exclusivity…..  And you can expect a rant on that subject from me shortly!


The Town Mouse, Newcastle’s latest micropub

I was lucky enough to be invited along to the pre-opening night in The Town Mouse, Newcastles latest micropub. Here’s what I discovered.

As soon as I walked through the door there was a general warm buzz to the place. A small basement bar, tucked away on St Mary’s place. But I instantly felt at home. Give me a line up of good quality local beers and a warm welcoming host and you’re on to a winner.

Four cask lines, four keg lines, fridge full for the overflow (ie those unable to find something in draught). Prices in keeping with a local pub, not a city centre bar. I could get used to this.

No pretentiousness, no hint of trying to coin the market, just straight up honest appreciation of pub and pub goers. I highly recommend this place.

The core of the pub is John, the owner and chief barman. John brings a fresh face and happy smile to an end of Newcastle which has been abit of a desert for good beer. He’s tucked away in a basement right next door to the massive weatherspoons which I for one have never had a decent pint in. Johns beers don’t stick around long enough for that to be a concern.  Far more interesting choices to be had here.

On my visit the range included diverse beer such as Marble’s Into the Void and Newcastle University Stu Brew’s Red Brick. Now that’s the kind of range and scope that will keep people coming back. There’s a strong determination to make best use of the great local breweries we have on our doorstep, but a few quality beers from outside the region will help spice things up abit! And that’s the thing now. I see that in Newcastle we have a tightly packed market, with a lot of small local breweries jostling for bar presence with the local big boys. So for a pub to go out and order a beer from outside this region, it needs to be pretty darn good. And it’s that which drives standards up.

I’ve often though Newcastle can be quite an insular market. There are certainly plenty punters who are more than satisfied with beers that are locally produced. As I’ve spoken about before, where there’s a familiarity with a local term, any punter who is unsure will more than likely feel comfortable to try it. I suspect that’s why many breweries up and down the country will include reference to their locale in their names. It gives an immediate sense of identity and gives a strong line for punters to relate to. You already know something about a brewery if it’s name includes its place of origin.

See what happened there? I started in the chilled out, friendly environment of the Town Mouse and my mind wandered. It’s that sort of place. You can chill out here, tucked away from the hustle and bustle of Northumberland Street round the corner and enjoy some proper Geordie hospitality.

A very welcome addition to the city!

I will be back!

Hi, my names Myles and I’m (potentially) an alcoholic.

Every time I read that title it fills me with fear. The fear is of being in a position where I am attending an alcohol anonymous session to try to cope with a problem. Attending the session isn’t the thing which I fear most, it’s the stigma of weakness and failure that’s attached to it that I fear the most.

Imagine what impact that would have had on my family leading up to that meeting. Imagine how unfair it would be to add burden to those around me.

But let’s go back a few steps in this scenario.

This blog was inspired by this post by Mark Johnson: (link) It’s a brilliantly passionate and evocative piece about a very personal experience of living with an alcoholic. As ever, that piece got me thinking.

What struck me was the way that at points through the piece, I found myself being able to relate to stages in Mark’s dad’s journey into alcoholism. There are so many things in the background which I feel like I can relate to.

The starting point is a sense of fallibility. I am not untouchable. At my core I’m quite a nervous person. My instinct has always been that while I know I’m a very capable individual, I don’t think others ever really see that. I find social situations uncomfortable. I’ve often had to grit my teeth and push myself into situations rather than being a bold self-promoter. Alongside that I can think of a great many situations where beer has served as a social lubricant and made interactions that bit easier. And perhaps that is the first point where on some level I have been even a little bit, reliant on beer to help me get through the uncomfortable situation.

The other thing I think about is that sense of yearning on a Friday afternoon. There are many times when I have simply yearned for a face full of hops for refreshment after a stressful week. Similarly, when I buy a load of exciting beers and they’re sat in the fridge I do yearn to get stuck into them. Now I fully appreciate that the yearning for the enjoyment of the flavours of the beer is in marked contrast to the yearning that an alcoholic has, but to my mind it has to be one step closer than not yearning for a beer at all.

And therein lies my key point. I’ve grown up surrounded by talk about alcoholics which usually has a tone of blame and a thick slice of criticism for the alcoholic involved. And because of that, most people would bristle at the mention of them potentially being an alcoholic. I often think most people would hold the blinkered view that it couldn’t happen to them. Even alcoholics once believed that it couldn’t happen to them, until it happened to them.

There are stages to it that need to be considered too. You don’t go from living a normal life to being an alcoholic overnight. I imagine it creeps up gradually, like that child at your friend’s school who slowly becomes more and more prominent in your child’s life and slowly leads them astray. You don’t know they’re leading them astray until something significant enough to make you notice happens, and the thing is your child doesn’t see it as them being led astray, they just see it as the thing they want to do at that moment in time, often blissfully unaware of the consequences of the steps they’re taking.

I imagine the route to alcoholism is the same. It’s a steady transition from leading an unaffected life to being dependant on the effects of alcohol to get through life. I say get through life, not many of us would consider that as getting through life. It’s actually the opposite of getting through life, its living in the most poisonous way possible. The physical impacts are considerable, the mental impacts are unseen until too late, and the impacts on those around you is where the pain of the problem is felt most acutely.

How many of us can sincerely say that we won’t ever be alcoholics with 100% certainty?

Just to make this clear, alcoholism is an entirely different thing to having a passion for beer. Once in the throes of alcoholism, an alcoholic won’t see beer as the drink of choice. It’s simply not powerful enough to have the effect that they want. And that’s the thing, they are drawn to the drinks they consume by the effect it has on them.

Now ask yourself, have you ever felt the need for a drink? Ever craved the way any alcoholic drink makes you feel? I know I have. I know there have been times in my life where I’ve yearned for a big blow out and a good sup to relieve stress. I fully understand that the severity isn’t anywhere near the same ball park as the way alcoholics think, but on some level there are similar traits.

Would any of you think that I had a potential problem if you saw me posting beers on Twitter on a daily basis? Or would you simply see me as a passionate beer fan enjoying his hobby? At what point would it leap out to you as being a problem?

What are the early stages of the road to alcoholism? Mark refers to his dad going to the pub with increasing regularity, but with it being a social scene that he became a part of. That being part of a group of regulars in a pub isn’t alcoholism. There’s a key step I suspect, which makes it a problem. It’s that dependency word. That social lubricant in awkward social situations could easily become an everyday crutch if you were unlucky enough to go through a traumatic life event. That’s my fear. That’s the circumstances which I think I’m most susceptible to. If I suffered a big loss in my personal life and the fabric of my life was ripped up, I can see at that stage that I’d look for something steady to try to ground me. It’s a ship trying to drop anchor and secure its position when the seas are choppy. What would you have to fall back on?

I count myself incredibly fortunate to have a strong extended family around me, and I know that I can take strength from that. That doesn’t mean that I blindly get myself into trouble and rely on them to pull me out. That’s the impact of alcoholism which Mark refers to. His dad was constantly reliant on his family to fix the messes that he created. I know for a fact that my family would do anything for me, but perhaps the constant testing of the limits of that is grossly unfair on any family. No I take that strength in my decision-making, I feel more confident in the decisions I make because I believe that my family will support me. It’s the positive edge to the sword, the other side being me not wanting to let my family down. It’s the same thing, just with a positive slant. When I find things tough, I think about my family and what they would want me to do. It gives me focus to push on past obstacles, but what if that wasn’t there?

I know alcoholism isn’t about the alcohol, it’s driven by factors which go on in people’s lives which in turn sees them turning to alcohol as a support mechanism. My point is that I’m not sure that there aren’t a set of circumstances out there which could see me turning to alcohol as a release. Granted those circumstances would be very extreme and would only be were my life to be turned upside down, but it’s still possible.

I think I have some initial empathy with how alcoholics get to where they are, however the fear of that gives me resolve to do everything I can to prevent that from becoming my reality, no matter what happens in life.

They say the first step is to admit you have a problem. I don’t have a problem, but I hope that if ever I feel like I may have a problem, I am able to raise it with someone early, so that it doesn’t spiral out of control. I suspect in many circumstances, pride married with the fact that it’s socially unacceptable to be an alcoholic, may actually prevent someone who suspects they may have a problem, from seeking help. I think as a society who is passionate about the beer culture here in the UK, we probably should be more supportive of people in the early stages. If this saves one person from going down the road any further, then it’d be well worth it. Save them from the pain of going through it, save those around them from the impact on their lives and also save the impact on our health services. Drink responsibly, as a society, together.

There is far more educated information to be had at the following link: (Alcoholics anonymous)

PS. This is a post I’ve had nagging at my mind for some time. I don’t want to offend anyone who has been affected by alcoholism in any way. I don’t for a second believe that I am in any way expert on the subject, or that I understand alcoholism. This is merely my un-informed thoughts on the subject.  But perhaps by talking more about it, we would all learn more and we’d see more of those at risk, helped to avoid a decent into alcoholism.

20 Most Important Craft Beers…. on my journey.

Michael Lally in this weeks 3 bullet Tuesday, offered the question of what are the UK’s 20 most important craft beers? (Link)

Now stepping back from Craft being difficult to define, importance is difficult to define too.  Michel welcomed recommendations on Twitter, which to my mind is a gathering of individual people’s important beers, both on personal journeys and perception of the market as a whole.  It’s a great debate to have.  It led me to start thinking about my own personal 20 most influential beers.  So here they are!

1) Mordue Workie Ticket – When I first ventured into pubs and started drinking real caskale, this was one of the first picks I would go for.  Perfect cask pint.  Champion Beer of Britain in 1997. I loved this beer.  So much so that I had this to accompany my wedding breakfast on the day I got married.

2) Tyne Bank Ridley Racer – Thinking back to when I first started to get excited by the possibilities of beer, this and perhaps Wylam Gold Tankard were my regular beer of choice.  But this was a cracking pint, on cask, most often found in the Town Wall which was the local to my office back then. 

3) Tempest Saison du Pomme – Now this was true craft.  Back in the day when Tempest had hand stamped labels on their bottles, this was part of the craft range they did back then.  This was definitely the first saison I’d tried.  It was really good too!

4) Tyne Bank Mocha Milk Stout – This beer has a lot to answer for.  This was the beer which got me drinking stouts.  Up until this point the only stout Id had was Guinness.  For those that follow me on untapped will appreciate how much I now adore stouts, and that can be traced back to that first bottle of this beer. 

5) Left Hand Milk Stout – This is my earliest memory of a rare beer being on sale in the North East.  I can remember @SheriffMitchell pointing this out being available in Coppers and I immediately wanted to try it!  That was my earliest memory of Twitter steering my beer buying choices.

6) Tyne Bank Single Blond – a simple unassuming beer, but one that just happens to be my first untappd check in.  The first step in a long and enjoyable journey!

7) Magic Rock Cannonball – Much spoken about by Steve from Beer O’Clock Show.  I longed to try it and was constantly keeping my eyes open for Magic Rock beers.  I chanced upon a keg of High Wire in Brewdog Newcastle one day, but that was it.  But he power of the internet, I happened to mention that Id never had this beer before, and within a fortnight I was sent 3 bottles of freshly brewed cannonball.  This was the most memorable beer experience Ive ever had.  It was simply mind blowing how much delicious aroma leapt out that bottle as I cracked it open, it was the most amazing beer Id ever had.  The flavours were mindblowing, the experience enhanced by sharing it via twitter with the beer geeks who’d spoken so highly of cannonball beforehand.

8) Brooklyn Sorachi Ace – Again, this was a marked step for me.  I saw this beer as an exotic classy beer to try and my wife kindly sourced a bottle for me as part of my birthday present.  It’s a beer which didn’t disappoint either, a big bottle, I shared it with a good friend who was also early in his beer journey.  It’s a classic beer. (Link)

9) Magic Rock Strongman – My first barley wine.  My first Magic Rock big bottle.  This was my Christmas day beer the first year I took part in #12BeersofXmas and what an amazing beer this was.  There are some beery moments which grab you, you get slightly nervous ahead of opening, not sure quite what to expect.  Magic Rock big bottles back then had a certain presence, with the print on the glass itself.  I still have the empty bottle! I’ve met Rich on a couple of occasions since having this beer and every time I ask them if they’re going to make some more.  He’s never actually said no so I’m still living in hope!!

10) Beavertown Smog Rocket – one of the first beers I ever did a live online tasting for.  This was an AlesByMail event hosted by Matt Curtis.  This was right at the time when beavertown had first launched their cans. Symbolic for me as Beavertown were the first craft cans that I was really interested in and as a result of canning meant that we were able to see more of their beers on Tyneside.  The tasting was a side by side tasting of the bottled version and the canned version.  Clearly this was the same beer, but it was very interesting to note the variations that the two dispense methods brought.

11) Anarchy Brewery Sublime Chaos – a breakfast stout, one of the first coffee beers Hasbean coffee co were ever involved with.  This was at the time when I was looking into canning and Anarchy were one of the most helpful brewery contacts I had at that time.  So I had an affection for the brewery, but the quality of sublime chaos blew me away.  A tremendous beer, good body and mouthfeel and a delicious blend of strong bold but not bitter coffee, with chocolate notes to compliment. 

12) Magic Rock Unhuman Cannonball – The mighty, amazing, mind blowing beer that is unhuman cannonball.  The beer which took me to Craft Beer Co in London for its launch night, the beer which saw me and a few others frantically messaging each other on release day morning to grab bottles, the beer which gave us the greatest ever Beer O’Clock Show episode with the highest ratio of giggling ever seen on a podcast!  All those factors aside, this is one amazing beer.  Last year’s batch was the best yet, I can’t wait to get my hands on this year’s batch!

13) Buxton – Wyoming Sheep Ranch.  Buxton brewery are so unassuming.  They simply don’t get any specific hype or buzz, unless they’re releasing Yellow Belly perhaps.  But Wyoming Sheep Ranch represents a lot for me.  Last year I travelled half way across the country on my own to go to a beer festival where I had only ever met one person, being Steve from the Beer O’Clock Show, and yet it soon became apparent that I knew a great many folk there and they knew me, all via Twitter.  I walked through the front door of the Victorian Baths intending going in, getting a beer and then sussing out where Steve was.  As luck would have it, as I stepped into the first corridor Steve appeared coming the other way and I was quickly whisked off for a big bad ass double IPA from one of the best, if not the best, brewery in the UK!  I still quote this as my favourite of their double IPA’s, but in truth all their double IPAs are quality.

14) Wylam Jakehead – Massive coming of age beer for the north east, winning the hottest 100 beers attracted a lot of attention for this particular beer, but also the brewery and consequently the regions beer scene as a whole.  It also marked my first appearance on the Beer O’Clock Show proper.  Prior to this I’d done odd little daft recordings such as singing happy birthday to them etc, but this was my first chance to present to them down south, just how good north east beer can be.  I have to say the bottle I had that night was probably the best I’ve ever had Jakehead.  It was amazing, live, fresh, full of power and energy and raw quality.  It’s a beer to grapple with and gives you an exhilarating rush of adrenaline when you conquer it!  And more than anything else, here finally was a big dominant hop forward IPA from Tyneside that was capable of standing up amongst the big boys.

15) Mikkeller – Beer Geek Brunch Weasel.  Here’s my first ever Mikkeller beer, bold thick viscous stout and what could be more craft than a beer made with the worlds most expensive coffee made from the droppings of weasel like cats?! More than that though, this was the first beer I actually reviewed in its own right on my blog (Link). 

16) Wylam WxY – Released right at the start of 2016, Wylam’s first collab.  Geordie beer brewed with a Yeastie Boys twist.  That twist brought tremendous juicy exotic fruits from the southern hemisphere and the resultant murky beer did divide opinion in a visual sense, but the flavours were amazing.  I remember hammering the last ever keg in the Crown Posada before it all ran out!  But I took this beer over to Ireland with me and gave my good friends Wayne and Janice Dunne some and they featured it on their Irish Beer Snob podcast, check it out here: (Link)

17) Siren Calypso – My wife’s perfect beer.  I think this beer more than any other represents the growing number of sour beers which have made their way into my fridge.  You see sour beers have become my wife’s drink of choice.  I’ve led her into the beer world and she has discovered a love for sours which shows no sign of diminishing!  Siren’s Calypso is a classic, clean, crisp but laden with hops.  I’m a huge fan myself, but I rarely get to try it!

18) Cloudwater DIPA v1 – There will be much debate about which DIPA is the best, but that’s not what I’m getting at here.  The beer that set tongues wagging was v1.  If v1 had been poorly received, we wouldn’t have the great list to debate now.

19) Almasty Bourbon Barrel Aged Imperial Stout – My perception is that Almasty have now become a nationally recognised brand.  I’m a huge fan of Mark as a character and his beer.  He’s always said to me that he wants to slowly build the brewery, not getting too far ahead of himself.  But his beer leads the way.  All the hallmarks are there, quality, consistency, variation of styles and flavours.  When Steve and Mark asked me to appear on what would turn out to be the final ever studio show for the iconic Beer O’Clock Show (link), I really really wanted a beer that would represent the quality that the north east has to offer.  Id taken an IPA on the show before in Jakehead, and I wanted something that represented the other beery love of my life, big boozy Imperial stouts!  Almasty’s Imperial Stouts are bang on the sweet spot of roast levels for my palette. I did a whole blog post about it here: (link)

20) Northern Alchemy – Double IPA – The first beer I sampled as I walked through the door of #Hopsecret at Coppers Gosforth on their launch weekend. A tremendous local beer, from a brilliant local brewery, served in the perfect setting, amongst fellow beer lovers.  I’m a big fan of Northern Alchemy, not just the beers, the lads are brilliant.  Great honest talkers who’s enthusiasm for beer is genuinely infectious.

I would say that the above list represents the significant steps and influences on my craft beer journey.  But the ribbon running through the above beers are the people and the interactions I’ve had alongside these beers.  That’s what has taken an industry and made it a community. 

Interesting to see how many of Michael’s suggestions don’t make the above list.  There’s clearly a rationality to the beer scene, especially in my earlier days where beer simply didn’t travel too far from home!


Odyssey – Imperial Hop Zombie Blood


Strikes me that I don’t actually blog about beer enough. So since I had a great beer infront of me I thought I’d take the opportunity to put my thoughts in print.

So here’s my review of Odyssey’s Imperial Hop Zombie Blood.

Pours a deep ruby red in the glass, creamy lacing white head.

Getting mandarin orange and sweet cherries on the nose. First taste and I’m surprised by the lack of any real carb and yet it’s not short of mouthfeel and body. It’s incredibly smooth. I’m getting more oranges in the flavour, pink grapefruit too, has a more savoury flavour too, is that beef hula hoops in the background?! Dunno, can’t quite pick it out. Will have to drink more…..

Has a real dry finish, red currants wash around your tonsils and linger lovingly demanding you to take another drink.

This is a lovely beer. So many simple IPA/DIPAs around, lovely to get a hoppy beer which also promotes the enjoyment of the malt bill that underpins it. Strong bold beer which is incredibly gulpable and yet deserves respect too. I love that Odyssey have 500ml bottles.


Can I take this point as a chance to make the case for the bigger pour. A pint or a large bottle changes over time. You get it from the bar/pour it from the fridge, and it’s fresh chilled and refreshing, get a few gulps out the way and the beer warms slightly, the chill goes and more flavours become apparent. But more than that, the carb settles, the beer gets into its stride and shows off far more as you work down the quantity. There’s and art to beers which work well in bigger pours, but those qualities greatly appeal to me. Shorter thirds/halves or 330ml bottles/cans can miss out on that ‘journey’ (to quote the xfactor…).

Anyhoo, here’s to Odyssey and their bigger bottles. Fantastic beer deserves a bigger pour!!!!


When I first started out on my Beery journey, Twitter was my way of learning and seeing. As I’ve mentioned before I would follow what I saw as Beery messiahs and become intrigued by the beers they were raving about and as a result I would seek out those beers to try for myself.

At that stage it was a journey and I felt very much like I was learning with every beer I had. This was an explosion of new terms to me that made me so curious that I felt the only way to truly understand the language was to try the beers.

But that was a very different era. There were far fewer breweries around back then. Distribution networks were far less advanced which meant a beer brewed outside the region was very difficult to get hold of and if you did it was usually long after its initial release date.

There were also far fewer special releases. I think many breweries were in their infancy and were very much focussed on establishing their core ranges. Core beers were relatively young in their development so Brewers were fine tuning and honing them to get the best out of them.

This sounds like I’m talking of a very different era, I sound like my dad talking about his childhood! But this is only a few years ago.

Annual releases were UnHuman Cannonball and erm, well the likes of Good King Henrys Special Reserve and Fullers Vintage, but as I wasn’t really aware of ratebeer I didn’t know of these beers. There simply wasn’t many big releases.

Unhuman Cannonball may well have started all this off, but it was a very unique event in the calendar back then. This is pre-websales, if you were lucky enough to get hold of one in your local shop, you were very very lucky.

But once that clamour was over, we all just went back to drinking the best of our locally produced beers, while exploring the brewed out the region imports that appeared as and when.

I drank more of the same beer back then, that’s not quite true, I drank less but there were more regular beers supped, fewer new beers tried.

Roll forward to 2016. The year started with me seeing my timeline swamped with the first of Wylam Brewery’s collabs, WxY. A lot of profile for this beer, it was a short run beer so demand was high and availability low. And the rest of the year followed suit. There was a new must have beer every single week. Let’s just remind ourselves of some of the main ones, Fourpure Juicebox, UnHuman Cannonball, Human Cannonball, Cloudwater DIPA V1, V2, V3, V4, V5, V6, V7, V8, V9, V10, Beavertown Dy Jekyl & Mr Hyde, Rainbow project boxes, Buxton Yellow Belly, Buxton Yellow Belly Desert edition, Magic Rock Hypnotist and Wayniac, Brew by Numbers 55:03. I could go on, but I won’t. It serves no purpose does it. Isn’t reading that list, well, erm just abit boring? That’s how those outside the industry feel about the weekly clamour for that weeks buzz beer.

I think I stepped back from ordering a box of Cloudwater DIPAs when they announced that it was to be a monthly release. I just felt that £25 a month for the quantity to be delivered was getting abit daft when the availability was improving. Why pay postage when it was becoming more available in the local shops.

FOMO the Fear Of Missing Out.
Was my life better for trying some of those beers listed above? Well in some instances it was, but through circumstances rather than the getting of said beer.

What is it that you don’t want to miss? Ask yourself that. If it’s simply trying a beer so that you have a gauge of what is good, then fine. But how many of us have that need to be seen trying a particular beer, or being the first to try a beer, or being the first to post a picture of a beer. Basically bragging right seekers spoil it for me.

Bragging rights seekers need a steady stream of new releases to give them momentum, they need that special beer every single week to let the world know that special to them is the norm. To demonstrate that they have their finger on the pulse and are in the know. And what I find is that every beer is judged in black or white. It’s either amazing or it’s shite, there is no middle ground, you rarely get why and often the amazing beers aren’t quite as good when I try them.

That does my head in. The arse licking. Gauge the motive of those posting on such beers. Are they giving an independent and subjective view or are they buttering up some other person of influence for whatever reason.

I digress, but this is the biggest influence on me stepping back from those much talked about beers (avoiding the ‘H’ word). I’m not saying these beers aren’t all they’re cracked up to be, more that there are a gazillion other beers out there that can give you the same feeling of refreshment and enjoyment.

So that’s my mission this year. To boldly go where a great many have gone before and to get back to enjoying those beers that have been round for years but are amazing, and yet because they don’t have one particular Friday night to get everyone talking about them online, fall under the radar.

A great example that springs to mind, Buxton Axe Edge. As bangin a beer as a brewer can brew (my new tongue twister, try saying that when you’re hammered).

So 2017 is my year of #NoMoFOMO get onboard folk! Tell us about a new beer, not simply the beer everyone is drinking. Imagine if you turned up to a bottle share and everyone had the same bottle? It would be rubbish! Well Twitter can feel like that these days, entice us to try something new and we’ll do likewise.  Bring something different to the table, let us discover a broader range of beers and we’ll all be far better for it. A rich tapestry has more than one thread.

Remember the hashtag! #NoMoFOMO